Everything I've Learned ...: ...from watching NCIS

While watching NCIS, I've learned...

...that if you need obscure information you should ask Ducky.
...that nuns go bowling.
...that Israeli Mossad agents kick ass.
...that people like Tony frequently deserve a good smack to the back of the head.
...that just because someone seems odd or different (Abby), that doesn't mean they can't be a genius.
...that slushies increase brain power.
...that you should never talk about Gibbs. It's guaranteed he's right behind you.
...that McGee watches Dr. Who.
...that even male chauvinists like Tony can fall in love.
...that it is difficult for different government agencies to cooperate with one another.
...that all important business meeting should be done in an elevator.
...that a jiff is 1/100th of a second.
...that being called into the directors office is never a good thing.
...that you should never assume that a female cannot drop your ass.
...never to underestimate the power of a computer nerd.
...that if you are quirky you can get away with a lot more than your average coworkers.
...that those who have mysterious personalities tend to drive their coworkers crazy. It's fun to watch.
...that somehow Gibbs can get a fully assembled boat out of his garage.
...driving tips from Ziva: "You go as fast as possible and if something gets in your way - turn."

Everything I've Learned ...